My Rants About My Life and Observations

adreianpayne:

oursistheforty:

HE’S REAL

the prophecy is fulfilled

adreianpayne:

oursistheforty:

HE’S REAL

the prophecy is fulfilled

(via meliong)

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

image

ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

(via meliong)

aardwolfpack:

Job 1: Draw 4 different turtles.Job 2: Remember Job 1.

aardwolfpack:

Job 1: Draw 4 different turtles.
Job 2: Remember Job 1.

(via meliong)

burgerkid:

when people say bad things about your best friendimage

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roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via meliong)

toxigenics:

this security guard training is asking me to think like a terrorist and I’m just being honest

toxigenics:

this security guard training is asking me to think like a terrorist and I’m just being honest

(via meliong)

dagfella:

mymomcantfindthisblog:

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.
The fandoms will come for you.

ok

dagfella:

mymomcantfindthisblog:

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.

The fandoms will come for you.

ok

(via meliong)

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via basedmeli)

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

(via graciealexrose)